ron swanson. the man.
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Protect your friends. You only have one hometown. If you think you’ve had a bad date, remember, it can always get worse. And it’s okay to eat breakfast for dinner.
- Amy Poehler
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Wait, I just realized that I could never seriously date someone that has a twitter account, likes the Yankees, and doesn’t smoke weed.
This is what I look like as of recently. 30 pounds down and some new metal in my body. wahoo
and it fucking sucks.
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you would hold a special place in my heart.
..and my heart is pretty small.-b/ma
Dear Fam,
let’s make this happen.
THANKS.
this is happening